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    September 01

    德国小莲

    还没从打雷的惊吓中缓过神来,又被突然出现在办公桌上的德国小莲吓了一跳,先来说明一下什么是德国小莲,该物中国名统称蟑螂,俗称小强(据说此称呼来自周星驰的唐伯虎点秋香),最新进口品种就叫做:德国小莲,看名称是从德国进口的。昨天才从网站上看到说金贸大厦出现进口的德国小莲,今天我们大楼里就冒了出来,看来进口的蟑螂生命力还是很强的,蔓延速度之快真让人吃惊,恶心程度不比小强,唉,看来又要去买灭害灵了,不知道国产杀虫剂对进口的品种有没有用。

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    畅 郭wrote:
    顺便问一下,你所说的金贸大厦出现的那只德国小莲是不是左边第二条腿有轻度伤残,右边第三条腿有重度烫伤,两前腿三度烧伤,头颈部位挂有白色项圈的那只啊,如果是请一定转告她:-- -- --
    -- -- --自从N年以前你不告而别离开了我,从此杳无音讯,这些年来我时时刻刻的想念着你,我不该对你频频使用暴力,一不顺心就拿你出气,以至于发展到见到你就想打你,虽然你有时躲的快但是我仍不死心,拿开水来烫你,用打火机烧你,用脚跺你,用鞋底拍你...... 即便这样你还是默默的承受着并且希望我能回心转意温柔的对你。然而,我却变本加厉的不让你随便出入公众场合并且切断了你的饮食供给,不久你就忍受不住了,先是满屋乱窜,接着见啥都啃(嘿!牙好胃口就好)。我怒不可恶,又对你大打出手,我俩之间的战争终于暴发了,结果可想而知,你拖着伤残的身躯和疲惫的心离开了我,永远的离开了我......!
               我很后悔我过去的所作所为,我将改掉我的那些陋习,放下对你的傲慢与偏见,抛弃暴力拥有一切信念,只愿你能回到我身边。我是那么的不能离开你,还记得我送你的项圈吗?上面刻着"不离不弃,芳龄永继"八个字,回来吧!阿莲!让我好好的照顾你呵护你!T_T -- -- --
    如果不是请拍死她再跺上三脚!!!
    谢谢噢!!!
     
    Sept. 1
    畅 郭wrote:
     
    恭喜博客开坛!
    希望口水越流越多(缓解旱情)!
    流出自己的品位!
     
    Sept. 1
    涛 何wrote:
    果然是外来的和尚会念经,连小强都比国货强!还有个不错的名字。
    要不你可以考虑下,当它们的介绍人。看看能不能让德国小莲和中国小强认识下,如果牵手成功,把它们的第一胎全部大赠送给你。高蛋白阿!
    Sept. 1

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